I want to stick my p in your. b.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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