"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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