he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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