doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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