I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
