Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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