Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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