I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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