So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
high people should be assigned attendants
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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