You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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