they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's blow job season.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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