i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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