so that wasnt chicken after all
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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