i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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