You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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