Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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