my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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