Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
