planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
