**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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