you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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