Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
People in love make me want to vomit
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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