Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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