Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
