is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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