I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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