I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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