i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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