too bad you live with your parents still
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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