So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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