So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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