Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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