We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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