It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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