Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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