So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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