Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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