I wanna bring you to show and tell
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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