Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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