so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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