Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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