Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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