we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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