I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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