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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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