Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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