i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
