Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i think my cat just said my name.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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