You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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