Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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