North Korea, Best Korea!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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