Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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