How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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