At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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